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You realize you've become the crazy dog lady when...

To start with the most obvious: your dog has a blog
You decide you need to go shopping for a toy box, for the dog.
You've had your dog's teeth cleaned, but not your own
Your dog wears more jewelry than you do
You go on a romantic date with your husband... and you mostly talk about the dog. Plus you bring the dog along.
You find yourself slapping your husband's hand when he tries to steal some of the food you're cooking for the dog
You haven't been to a hairdresser in years, but after trying to give the dog a haircut, you decide you better just take her to the groomer
Everyone in the neighborhood knows your dog's name, but not yours
You start shopping only at the places that let you bring your dog in; extra shopping at the places that also pet her and give her a treaty
You start wearing only clothes with pockets so you can always have your handy-dandy plastic poop bags at the ready
You hate the heat, and it's 100 degrees outside, but you still cuddle up on the couch with your husband - and the dog draped over both of you - to watch TV
You used to try to catch "CSI", or "Lost", or reruns of "The X-Files"; now you never miss an episode of "It's Me or the Dog"
All the photos on your flash card are pictures of the dog
You spend your time writing lists of Crazy Dog Lady signs and symptoms